The Minds Labyrinth

Happy Halloween to all my bootiful readers! =D. I hope you all enjoyed your "Day of the Dead" festivities. It's the best day of the year in my opinion, it's the one day of the year where it's appropriate to scare little kids and potentially scar them for life, hopefully not to the latter. Today I did just that. I put on some face paint and some cute clothes and sat on a bench just glancing at people passing by. It did the trick. Now to the more pressing matter at hand, firecrackers. I'm all for lighting off the occasional firecracker in celebration but currently it sounds like World War 3 is going on outside my house. Seriously, shrapnel hit the windows. Do that all you want but remember to be safe and consider of the people around. That's all I'm asking. How did you guys spend your Halloween? Leave a comment and let me know!

Part One Part Two Disclaimer, this post contains a few tasteless STD jokes about a computer....reader discretion is advised. Look what's back, another bad luck computer rant! So after breaking two computers last year and going laptopless for a few months I got this little netbook named Mavis. Mavis is a pro, she can run games that a netbook shouldn't but she has one fatal flaw. Mavis is a virus whore.  She likes them, attracts them, sells her body for them. No seriously. I have no bad habits when it comes to computers. I defragment every two months and virus scan once a week. I don't download sketchy files and avoid sketchy websites yet here I am with an STD ridden netbook roaming the streets for a next virus hit. Don't believe me? Here's an example. Today I was out all day at appointments, used my laptop for less than 20 minutes on a safe site and then got a warning saying "Ohhai your computer had unprotected sex and now has a trojan!" Like a...

Okay so here's the big news for all of you, I'm pregnant, about four months to be exact. Everyone tells you when you're pregnant it will be a good time, you'll glow and the baby will move and it's special happy fun time. Here's the truth in the matter, it's miserable.  I spend almost all day throwing up and all night trying to get comfy with this extra large stomach praying for the day I deliver this bundle of hormones, tears, and poop. There's also the pills. Two so I stop throwing up the contents of my stomach and one so the baby gets all its vitamins and grows big and strong...Hulk baby? Sorry sorry. Hulk baby enjoying the special happy fun time.  Now don't get me wrong, a large tummy and some puke are nothing compared to the magic of the baby. I really am excited to start this journey, scared shitless, but excited. So I welcome you all to join me on this journey that will be filled with wit and adventures and magical babies!

Today my beloved pet rabbit died. I've posted about her a few times  ( here and here ). She was my best friend and partner in crime for the better part of 4 years. A cute little bundle of headaches, cuddles, loves, and the occasional scratch or bite. I loved her and she loved me and we were best bunny buddies =(. It was old age and I can live with that. She had a good life and a big personality. Never a dull moment with her. She will be missed. Sweet dreams Pepper Pancakes 2009-2013 <3.

So I checked my all time stats today. One of the most used phrases to find my blog is "david bowie labyrinth pants". You guys are so wonderfully strange and I'm glad I can help you find your David Bowie pants filled happy place. At first I was horribly confused. Then I realized that even David Bowie is mesmerized by those pants. This came up when I googled it. Whoever made this picture is my hero. Keep being awesome you delightful weirdos.

My current emotional state can be summed up in one guttural noise, think Kristen Stewart in Twilight. Just a blank zombie expression and a guttural cave man noise. Nice to meet you, I'm Uuug. Okay in all seriousness I'm back for the most part. Not posting every week back, but back nonetheless. As a welcome back I think I should dive right into a popular creature that we all love, zombies. They're mindless human eating machines that think brains are quite tasty thank you very much. Lately I've found myself more or less obsessed with the whole "zombie" genre. Zombie games, movies, books, pictures, mythology, it all fascinates and terrifies me. What would I do in a zombie apocalypse? Would I survive? Would I just end myself before I got torn to shreds by teeth and nails? The conclusion I reached is simple, I would try to survive and if that failed I'd keep a spare bit of ammo in case I swarmed with no hope of living. Morbid right? Good moving on...

Dear Don't Starve, This:                  Is not okay. Why would you even make living forests? ;-; Sincerely DandieLyon.