Adventures In Dandie's Night Life
Last night was a night of adventure and totally fun times, okay that's a flat out lie. Last night was a night of rage and anger. I have a swollen gland under my chin, so naturally I'm dying. After taking some tylenol I found myself filled with a ridiculous amount of overheating resulting in boyfriend being oh so unimpressed that I kept him up so late. By 6:30, two hours later, I had finally given up on any chance of cooling down and fell asleep. Then boyfriends phone went off. I am not at all a person you want to wake up, I am irritable and mean if woken up having got less than 5 hours of sleep. In my half asleep state I turned to boyfriend and said in an icy calm voice "If she doesn't stop texting you I will knife the bitch." Before saying "just kidding" and promptly rolling back away from him while flinging my rays of anger at his face, hoping my anger would cause him to politely tell her to fuck off. On a side note, for all you people out there,...