Computers Part 3
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Disclaimer, this post contains a few tasteless STD jokes about a computer....reader discretion is advised.
Look what's back, another bad luck computer rant! So after breaking two computers last year and going laptopless for a few months I got this little netbook named Mavis.
Mavis is a pro, she can run games that a netbook shouldn't but she has one fatal flaw. Mavis is a virus whore. She likes them, attracts them, sells her body for them. No seriously.
I have no bad habits when it comes to computers. I defragment every two months and virus scan once a week. I don't download sketchy files and avoid sketchy websites yet here I am with an STD ridden netbook roaming the streets for a next virus hit.
Don't believe me? Here's an example. Today I was out all day at appointments, used my laptop for less than 20 minutes on a safe site and then got a warning saying "Ohhai your computer had unprotected sex and now has a trojan!"
Like any responsible computer owner I removed the virus and cleaned the computer. After a restart I found the virus not only back but doubled. Repeat previous step, come back to three of the virus. At my wits end I googled the virus and you know what? It was released today. Today. I swear my laptop just can't help herself. If anyone knows of a laptop rehab center for laptops with STD addictions seriously let me know. She needs help, maybe an intervention....
Does my strange addiction apply to laptops?
Disclaimer, this post contains a few tasteless STD jokes about a computer....reader discretion is advised.
Look what's back, another bad luck computer rant! So after breaking two computers last year and going laptopless for a few months I got this little netbook named Mavis.
Mavis is a pro, she can run games that a netbook shouldn't but she has one fatal flaw. Mavis is a virus whore. She likes them, attracts them, sells her body for them. No seriously.
I have no bad habits when it comes to computers. I defragment every two months and virus scan once a week. I don't download sketchy files and avoid sketchy websites yet here I am with an STD ridden netbook roaming the streets for a next virus hit.
Don't believe me? Here's an example. Today I was out all day at appointments, used my laptop for less than 20 minutes on a safe site and then got a warning saying "Ohhai your computer had unprotected sex and now has a trojan!"
Like any responsible computer owner I removed the virus and cleaned the computer. After a restart I found the virus not only back but doubled. Repeat previous step, come back to three of the virus. At my wits end I googled the virus and you know what? It was released today. Today. I swear my laptop just can't help herself. If anyone knows of a laptop rehab center for laptops with STD addictions seriously let me know. She needs help, maybe an intervention....
Does my strange addiction apply to laptops?
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