Pregnancy
Okay so here's the big news for all of you, I'm pregnant, about four months to be exact.
Everyone tells you when you're pregnant it will be a good time, you'll glow and the baby will move and it's special happy fun time. Here's the truth in the matter, it's miserable. I spend almost all day throwing up and all night trying to get comfy with this extra large stomach praying for the day I deliver this bundle of hormones, tears, and poop.
There's also the pills. Two so I stop throwing up the contents of my stomach and one so the baby gets all its vitamins and grows big and strong...Hulk baby? Sorry sorry.
Now don't get me wrong, a large tummy and some puke are nothing compared to the magic of the baby. I really am excited to start this journey, scared shitless, but excited. So I welcome you all to join me on this journey that will be filled with wit and adventures and magical babies!
Everyone tells you when you're pregnant it will be a good time, you'll glow and the baby will move and it's special happy fun time. Here's the truth in the matter, it's miserable. I spend almost all day throwing up and all night trying to get comfy with this extra large stomach praying for the day I deliver this bundle of hormones, tears, and poop.
There's also the pills. Two so I stop throwing up the contents of my stomach and one so the baby gets all its vitamins and grows big and strong...Hulk baby? Sorry sorry.
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Hulk baby enjoying the special happy fun time. |
Now don't get me wrong, a large tummy and some puke are nothing compared to the magic of the baby. I really am excited to start this journey, scared shitless, but excited. So I welcome you all to join me on this journey that will be filled with wit and adventures and magical babies!
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