A letter from a very sick DandieLyon

Dear sickness,

I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly fuck off. Staying up until 5:30 in the morning because of you isn't fun and the cold medicine isn't helping.

I greatly need a few more hours of sleep and when you keep me up I keep boyfriend up by accident making us both extremely tired.

Also, cold medicine, your side effect of making me really warm doesn't help either because you put me in a near coma like state and that coupled with being too warm makes me irritable.

Now dear sickness I'd like for you to go home and rethink your career move, making people sick doesn't help anyone. Go be a productive member of society and make people better.

Sincerely, Dandielyon

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