The Minds Labyrinth

Update for all of you! After 10 long days on penicillin and feeling better I rejoiced to the gods for giving me my health back! Then 2 days later my mutant disease came back twice as bad to the point of not being able to breathe. I've been put on a new antibiotic that I kind of hate with a passion and should be not dead soon. If I die I leave my xbox to my lovely roommates and boyfriend, they each get a third.

I am currently dying from some mutant form of strep throat that is all "Hey dude, I'm going to live in your throat and make your entire life a living hell from now on and make you potentially need the hospital and then you'll be scared and on a metric fuck ton of antibiotics and boyfriend will be freaking out but there's nothing you can do because i'm a mutant form of strep throat that lives to make your life a living hell!" Last night before bed my mutation decided it was going to make me cough...for an hour straight. It got to the point that I was curled in a ball on the kitchen floor crying while boyfriend was trying to figure out what was wrong without me being able to speak to him. Boyfriend:  Are you okay? Me:  *shakes head* Boyfriend:  Are you going to be okay? Me:  *shakes head and coughs like a dying person* Boyfriend:  Is your throat irritated? Me: * nods while coughing* Boyfriend:  Do you want something warm or cold for it? Like a Popsicle or tea?

More random facts about me =D. If you haven't read part one click here =3 1. I'm allergic to lemons 2. Glee is another guilty pleasure of mine... 3. Im a bookworm. 4. I am one of the hardest people to understand because usually my brain is so chaotic that even I don't know what I'm thinking and asking me what I'm thinking will just make me think about what I'm thinking and then I start thinking about how I'm thinking about what I'm thinking just to give an answer to the simple question "What are you thinking?" 5. I lack focus 6. I'm incredibly irrational when it comes to certain things. 7. I one day want to own a zoo. I want to be an author that owns a zoo. 8. I need cute things to live. No seriously. If there isn't something distractingly cute near me I usually get really sad and question the purpose of a life void of cuteness and the world becomes a really dark and scary place and I kinda feel like Snow White walking t

Last night was a night of adventure and totally fun times, okay that's a flat out lie. Last night was a night of rage and anger. I have a swollen gland under my chin, so naturally I'm dying. After taking some tylenol I found myself filled with a ridiculous amount of overheating resulting in boyfriend being oh so unimpressed that I kept him up so late. By 6:30, two hours later, I had finally given up on any chance of cooling down and fell asleep. Then boyfriends phone went off. I am not at all a person you want to wake up, I am irritable and mean if woken up having got less than 5 hours of sleep. In my half asleep state I turned to boyfriend and said in an icy calm voice "If she doesn't stop texting you I will knife the bitch." Before saying "just kidding" and promptly rolling back away from him while flinging my rays of anger at his face, hoping my anger would cause him to politely tell her to fuck off. On a side note, for all you people out there,

Dear sickness, I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly fuck off. Staying up until 5:30 in the morning because of you isn't fun and the cold medicine isn't helping. I greatly need a few more hours of sleep and when you keep me up I keep boyfriend up by accident making us both extremely tired. Also, cold medicine, your side effect of making me really warm doesn't help either because you put me in a near coma like state and that coupled with being too warm makes me irritable. Now dear sickness I'd like for you to go home and rethink your career move, making people sick doesn't help anyone. Go be a productive member of society and make people better. Sincerely, Dandielyon

So it's that time again, time for some long overdue updates on my life and the status of my blog. Updates come first, as usual. First and most excitingly, I moved out of my mom's house and into my own house with my bestfriend, a cute little basement suite with a tiny kitchen that is permamessy. Second, me and boyfriend broke up about two months ago, but that's okay because this leads into the third update, I have a new boyfriend. Now for the blog status, after a temporary halt in the publishing of Non-Mainstream, I am pleased to announce that it will be back either this week or next. On it's own website! Go to The Hipster Bible to check it out, new post this monday or next. The temporary hiatus on this site is broken and I shall try to post more frequently for those of you lovely people that still read what I have to say. After a short period of feeling blue and spacey I have found the source of that and am now able to overcome it and be my awkwardly charming