The Keanu Reeves Conspiracy.
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This will be a rather silly post. The other night I had a dream that Keanu Reeves told me my phone password...only it wasn't the right password. It was way off. But when I woke up in the morning I forgot the real password and only remembered that one.
I tried about 15 times to make to unlock my phone and ended up in a panic because the only one that knew the password was boyfriend but he was in the shower and not online. After about an hour of stressed out crying and a panic attack, boyfriend signed into msn, rather confused, and told me the right password.
After boyfriend told me my password his conversation followed:
Me: If I ever meet him I'm demanding an apology
Boyfriend: But he would have no idea what he did....
Me: Oh he knows....He's out to get me
Boyfriend: He doesn't know you...
Me: He's evil...he did it on purpose.
Boyfriend: What reason would he have to do that?
Me: He's evil!
Okay fine, so maybe he didn't use evil mind tricks and maybe it wasn't on purpose....
Despite the fact it was a dream, i'm still mad at him for it. It's irrational and quite silly but that dream ruined my day. I still get paranoid that I'll forget my password, I've even forgotten it a few times since then and put in the one Keanu gave me. Where will he strike next? My computer? My facebook?
Good job at seeming crazy in this post...I'm not I promise! Maybe lack of school and work is messing with my head...
This will be a rather silly post. The other night I had a dream that Keanu Reeves told me my phone password...only it wasn't the right password. It was way off. But when I woke up in the morning I forgot the real password and only remembered that one.
I tried about 15 times to make to unlock my phone and ended up in a panic because the only one that knew the password was boyfriend but he was in the shower and not online. After about an hour of stressed out crying and a panic attack, boyfriend signed into msn, rather confused, and told me the right password.
This Picture made my day. Sara Made it for me when I told her this story =D. |
After boyfriend told me my password his conversation followed:
Me: If I ever meet him I'm demanding an apology
Boyfriend: But he would have no idea what he did....
Me: Oh he knows....He's out to get me
Boyfriend: He doesn't know you...
Me: He's evil...he did it on purpose.
Boyfriend: What reason would he have to do that?
Me: He's evil!
Okay fine, so maybe he didn't use evil mind tricks and maybe it wasn't on purpose....
Despite the fact it was a dream, i'm still mad at him for it. It's irrational and quite silly but that dream ruined my day. I still get paranoid that I'll forget my password, I've even forgotten it a few times since then and put in the one Keanu gave me. Where will he strike next? My computer? My facebook?
Good job at seeming crazy in this post...I'm not I promise! Maybe lack of school and work is messing with my head...
Don't watch the Matrix. He'll strike about 100 times then.
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