Dentists.

Like a lot of people, I fear the dentist. I don't like to know what's wrong with my teeth or be told of the potential need of needles. Although, like most things involving me, my fear is extremely overdramatic. I will go to extreme lengths to make sure I don't have to go into the dentist.

The other day, for example I had a dentist appointment the other day and argued with boyfriend about it.

Boyfriend: You are going to the dentist
Me: But they're evil.
Boyfriend: No, they exist to help you.
Me: Doesn't matter. I'm allergic to them. If I enter a dentist office I die
Boyfriend: *sighs*

It's not like I don't know that they mean well, I mean they are trying to help but whether they actually do good or evil is subject to opinion. My fear wasn't that bad....until I played Psychonauts. For those who don't know, Psychonauts contains an evil dentist that makes children sneeze out their brains. I'm fond of my brain.  Well that and the Psychonauts dentist looks like this:

Seriously who would trust this man with their teeth?

I know Psychonauts is a video game and not actually real and sneezing out your brain is completely impossible. I will avoid the dentist at all costs.

That being said, I do appreciate the dentist's ability to clean my teeth and fix them. I do like having proper teeth. What I don't like is those scary tools, the needles, and the drill. The stupid drill. You may not feel it due to the numbing stuff, but you can hear it and that sound is torture.

And on that note, dentist appointment two days. Wish me luck! =D