Neighbours.
They're a fun thing aren't they? I live in an apartment on the second floor and happen to be sandwiched between two very noisy groups of people. Normally noise isn't a problem but when it is it is a really big problem. Let's start with the people downstairs.
From my knowledge, based on sounds, downstairs is inhabited by a bear. Yes that's right, a giant bear. That's my best guess anyway. Let me elaborate, at random intervals in a day a loud roar can be heard from the apartment downstairs. I dont know exactly what the pet policy here is, but I can pretty safely say that bears aren't allowed as pets...maybe I'm wrong.
That aside there a few other theories. Maybe a wild bear lives in the area and no one knows about it except the people downstairs because it sneaks into their apartment via a hole in the floor. Or their apartment is haunted by a ghost bear!
In addition to bear noises, there is the occasionally a roar followed by a loud thump. My only explanation is that they have somehow transported the psychic bears from Psychonauts into their house and they just get to close to him causing the roar and the thump sound, those bears are pretty mean.
The people upstairs I have more knowledge on, well sort of anyway. See they usually make a weird scrapping sound, like when you drag a chair on the floor. The guy that lives here with us told me that they have a little dog and that it's apparently causing the noise. Leading me to the next theory, their small dog is made entirely of stone and thus cant walk, the scrapping sound is from it dragging itself across the floor.
If that's not the case maybe they're OCD and they have a poltergeist up there that likes to rearrange their furniture and they just can't help their need to fix it.
I'll admit these are all far fetched ideas, but when your neighbors keep you up at night with these weird sounds you'd want an explanation too!
From my knowledge, based on sounds, downstairs is inhabited by a bear. Yes that's right, a giant bear. That's my best guess anyway. Let me elaborate, at random intervals in a day a loud roar can be heard from the apartment downstairs. I dont know exactly what the pet policy here is, but I can pretty safely say that bears aren't allowed as pets...maybe I'm wrong.
That aside there a few other theories. Maybe a wild bear lives in the area and no one knows about it except the people downstairs because it sneaks into their apartment via a hole in the floor. Or their apartment is haunted by a ghost bear!
In addition to bear noises, there is the occasionally a roar followed by a loud thump. My only explanation is that they have somehow transported the psychic bears from Psychonauts into their house and they just get to close to him causing the roar and the thump sound, those bears are pretty mean.
The people upstairs I have more knowledge on, well sort of anyway. See they usually make a weird scrapping sound, like when you drag a chair on the floor. The guy that lives here with us told me that they have a little dog and that it's apparently causing the noise. Leading me to the next theory, their small dog is made entirely of stone and thus cant walk, the scrapping sound is from it dragging itself across the floor.
If that's not the case maybe they're OCD and they have a poltergeist up there that likes to rearrange their furniture and they just can't help their need to fix it.
I'll admit these are all far fetched ideas, but when your neighbors keep you up at night with these weird sounds you'd want an explanation too!
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