Ear Infections Suck. This Story Makes Them Suck Less.

Okay so summer sucks thus far. Don't worry, I'll get over it...I may have to, you know, explode first but that's all good. It's 4:30 and I have two ear infections thus I refuse to sleep. Hey, double the fun right? At least I can attempt to find humor in my misery. I even decided to write a pleasant story to feel slightly okay, even bad, for the painful infection threatening to drive me to insanity.

Here's my Story:

Once upon a time there was a colony of little white monsters that needed a place to stay. After searching for what felt like forever they found a nice little cave to cozy up in.

I'm A Bad Computer Drawer But This Is My Half Hearted Attempt
At Illustrating The White Monster 

Trouble hit when the white monsters found no food in the cave! They decided that, having nothing better to eat, they would eat the cave walls for some attempt at nutrition. What the little monsters didn't know was that the cave walls were actually a part of someone! 

It didn't take long for the cave owner to purchase a little bottle of superheros. The superheros quickly found the white monsters and hurriedly handed them food and took them to a new safe spot so the cave owner could live in peace without being eaten.

The end! 

See? Doesn't that just make you feel bad for the little white monsters? It helped a little. Made me feel less angry about it and more excited because I have an epic battle in my head as we speak!