Why Can't I Sleep?
It's currently 4:51am and I am not tired. Good thing its spring break right? Unfortunately I happen to have somehow turned nocturnal so this isn't even unusual. You'd think after such a boring day I'd want to sleep just to do something right? Unfortunately not. Today was a grand adventure of epic proportions! A super exciting day worthy to be put in every comic book ever!
I woke up to my mom waving a 20$ bill in face saying "I'm going to the States, here's some money for dinner. Have a good day!" Being dazed and well a little confused I looked at the clock, 10 am. Ew. What kind of time is that to wake a person up?! Oh right....normal person time. I rolled over and instantly tried to fall back asleep. After about an hour of no luck there I woke up my boyfriend complaining that I was bored.
A half hour later I decided "Hey, lets play sims!" So play sims I did. For 2 hours. Then I accidentally quit without saving! It was like any sim lovers worst nightmare! So I gave up there.
Being bored I decided to watch pokemon. However, I was greeted by a very unhappy site indeed! Jesse and James being nice to Ash?! This was pure blasphemy. What is with new pokemon?! And where is Misty?!
Getting bored again I realized that I could nap! I mean I've been awake since the unholy hour of 10 right? So nap I did. Then I woke up for more pokemon (still the mistyless new stuff) and sims!
Yes what grand adventure. Getting bored of both I decided to watch Labyrinth. Why hadn't this crossed my mind earlier? Sexy David Bowie wearing stupidly tight pants while dancing and singing, yes please! I mean, could it get any better? I was living the dream of any lazy nerdy Bowie loving teenager!
I marveled at his tight pants and oh so heavenly voice as he swept her away into his magical little world and felt nothing but complete Bowie loving happiness!
Yes, I get Bowie highs what of it? Once that was done I was again bored so guess what I did? Something productive like homework! Haha just kidding. I went to Facebook to cure this cloud of boredom.
No luck on facebook. Is there ever? So I decided to get a new Labyrinth themed wallpaper. Seems fitting yes?
In any case after all that you'd think i'd have resigned to sleeping right? Nope. It's now 5:05am and I still lack sleep. How was that for an exciting day? I never said It was worthy of a good comic book...
I woke up to my mom waving a 20$ bill in face saying "I'm going to the States, here's some money for dinner. Have a good day!" Being dazed and well a little confused I looked at the clock, 10 am. Ew. What kind of time is that to wake a person up?! Oh right....normal person time. I rolled over and instantly tried to fall back asleep. After about an hour of no luck there I woke up my boyfriend complaining that I was bored.
A half hour later I decided "Hey, lets play sims!" So play sims I did. For 2 hours. Then I accidentally quit without saving! It was like any sim lovers worst nightmare! So I gave up there.
Being bored I decided to watch pokemon. However, I was greeted by a very unhappy site indeed! Jesse and James being nice to Ash?! This was pure blasphemy. What is with new pokemon?! And where is Misty?!
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Pokemon as I remember it. |
Getting bored again I realized that I could nap! I mean I've been awake since the unholy hour of 10 right? So nap I did. Then I woke up for more pokemon (still the mistyless new stuff) and sims!
Yes what grand adventure. Getting bored of both I decided to watch Labyrinth. Why hadn't this crossed my mind earlier? Sexy David Bowie wearing stupidly tight pants while dancing and singing, yes please! I mean, could it get any better? I was living the dream of any lazy nerdy Bowie loving teenager!
I marveled at his tight pants and oh so heavenly voice as he swept her away into his magical little world and felt nothing but complete Bowie loving happiness!
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Isn't He yummy? ^^ |
Yes, I get Bowie highs what of it? Once that was done I was again bored so guess what I did? Something productive like homework! Haha just kidding. I went to Facebook to cure this cloud of boredom.
No luck on facebook. Is there ever? So I decided to get a new Labyrinth themed wallpaper. Seems fitting yes?
In any case after all that you'd think i'd have resigned to sleeping right? Nope. It's now 5:05am and I still lack sleep. How was that for an exciting day? I never said It was worthy of a good comic book...
Oh my gosh, I'm feeling the nocturnal insomnia vibe. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pokemon has become less and less creative. It is a sad day for us all.
I know! I miss the old pokemon. I'm downloading.
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