The Minds Labyrinth

Two days until the apparent end of the world. Is everyone ready? No I don't believe it will end and three days from now I'll still be sitting at my computer writing posts for you guys. But why are so many people panicking about this? It's just the end of a calender. Not just any calender, a  circle  calender. For all we know they ran out of room. People don't panic everytime our calenders end so why the hysteria about an old one? Just relax, breathe, and enjoy your holidays.

Yes that's right, I'm writing the bible using hipster Jesus, every Monday starting in the near future will now be "Non-mainstream Monday". Put on your raybans and hold on tight. Coming soon to a blog near you, "The Hipster Chronicles".

Okay, so this is going to be a relatively long post and one that is probably going to result in me being insulted to fucking hell but it needs to be said. This is not a traditional Twilight rant, I'm not just going to focus on why Twilight is  the worst thing to ever exist ever but also some other aspects of the widespread hatred for this series. Bear with me. Disclaimer: Twilight is my guilty pleasure. There I said it. I'm not a "twihard" or a huge fan but I did read the books a few times, I've seen the movies...a few times. I know it's bad, flawed, silly, whatever you want to call it. It isn't literary genius, it's mindless silly romance that I can't help but like.  So here it goes... Problem one I have is simply this, people get on Twilight's case for certain...aspects of the vampires but the thing is not all of these aspects were created by Stephanie Meyer. For example I recently saw a review that complained about the Twilight vamp...

Happy Halloween everyone! In the spirit of Halloween I thought I'd give my opinion on a horrifying movie I recently saw. The Raven is a murder mystery movie set during Edgar Allan Poe's last days. A killer takes inspiration from his stories and starts murdering people as a means to make Poe write again. Poe quickly becomes involved in solving the murders, especially when his fiance is taken by the killer. The premise doesn't sound that great but I quite enjoyed it. I usually don't enjoy remotely creepy movies so the fact that I liked one this downright horrifying surprised me. It was really visually appealing and really good at getting the point across, the majority of the film was spent with me hiding under a pillow saying "don't look" over and over while boyfriend constantly commented in a way that made it so I may as well have been looking. The story was also interesting and I found myself getting absorbed in the mystery of it. The murders w...

I have decided the hipster god is Woody Allen They have a Jesus too It's Rick Moranis. I still have writers block. Sorry, will post real stuff soon (pffft like isn't real stuff...)

Writers block sucks, sorry to anyone that was hoping for the quality posts I promised, I'm fresh out of ideas. Mind is a blank empty wilderness of dead used writing ideas that cant be used again. Im really trying for quality but I've got nothing so here I am writing about how I have nothing to write.... So to make up for it... Squirrel playing a banjo There you go, I promise in the next few days, maybe tonight even, I will have better posts.

After you manage to crash two computers in the span of a moth you really have to wonder what the problem is, the computers or you. I'm starting to think computers are afraid of me seeing as they seem to be all like "Oh you want me to work? No thanks kaythanksbye" Flapping annoying. Day two of reformatting and reinstalling and restarting andandand ugh. If I have to reformat again tonight I will rage quit. Just wanted to get that out. Back to regularly scheduled programming soon, I promise.