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Notes To The Hospital

Just a quick note before I begin, I was admitted into hospital and after various tests was told I had a potentially life threatening condition called pancreatitis. I was admitted into the hospital for four days and sent home begrudgingly until I have surgery to get my gallbladder out. These are my notes to the staff, patients, and general people at the hospital while I was there. Dear Nurses, Last time I checked giving a patient morphine that wasn't doctor ordered or asked for by a patient while they're asleep no less isn't legal. You should probably not do that to anyone else. Dear Family Doctor, Thank you for taking the time to make social visits to be sure I was okay. That was sweet and really out of character. Stay awesome. Dear Elderly Woman in the chair across from me in Emergency, Thank you for making me a little less lonely while I was there alone. It was nice to have someone to talk to and you were really sweet. Dear Hospital Staff, Thanks for the delux

Baby Story

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I don't know if I've made this clear to you guys but I love Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. We made the decision to name a boy Jonathon. We had our appointment to learn the gender of our baby on the first snow we had had all year and learned we were having a baby boy, we took it as a sign. Jon Snow, snowy day, baby boy Jonathon. It snowed again in March when I went into what we were sure was early labor. We learned that no it wasn't but I would surely have the baby early. The day was April 11th. It's was 10pm and I had just left the bath when I felt a trickle of liquid running down my legs and had no idea what was going on. A trip to the hospital and an internal examination told me my water had broken and the next day they would jump start labor. April 12 1pm I was admitted into the hospital and given oxytocin to start labor before infection set in. 8 hours later I had another examination where they discovered my waters hadn't fully ruptured so they broke them