Neighbours.
They're a fun thing aren't they? I live in an apartment on the second floor and happen to be sandwiched between two very noisy groups of people. Normally noise isn't a problem but when it is it is a really big problem. Let's start with the people downstairs. From my knowledge, based on sounds, downstairs is inhabited by a bear. Yes that's right, a giant bear. That's my best guess anyway. Let me elaborate, at random intervals in a day a loud roar can be heard from the apartment downstairs. I dont know exactly what the pet policy here is, but I can pretty safely say that bears aren't allowed as pets...maybe I'm wrong. That aside there a few other theories. Maybe a wild bear lives in the area and no one knows about it except the people downstairs because it sneaks into their apartment via a hole in the floor. Or their apartment is haunted by a ghost bear! In addition to bear noises, there is the occasionally a roar followed by a loud thump. My only ...
