The Minds Labyrinth

All last week was spent with me on an epic quest assigned by my grandmother, a hard quest full of dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, yes that's right I'm referring to cat sitting. Not just any cat, a spawn of everything evil in the world in a tiny cute little fuzzy cat body. This thing is vicious, blood thirsty, and clever. She knows how to play to people's weaknesses, she sucks you in and then  boom!  you're scratched into oblivion. Okay so I sound crazy, even as I write this I know how crazy I sound but that cat is pure evil. Before grandma left I was, naturally, apprehensive to be alone with the cat from hell. I have seen plenty of this cat's crazy behavior, enough to last ten lifetimes. So grandma told me that her cat liked me and the cat seemed to have warmed up...in the eyes of my grandma anyway. The bed I sleep in there has bars on it and the cat likes to swat at you from between the bars, with her claws in, as a form of playing, however, while I

Let me start by saying this, for those of you out there that think I'm lucky for having nothing to do all day, I'm really not. You see I'm a person that relies on daily tasks to keep my brain functioning and without any reason to really even get up in the morning I turn into one giant mess of self-destruction. By this I mean that I slowly turn more and more unmotivated. My days go something like this: 11am- Wake up 12pm- Play on computer 5pm- Realize all I've done is played on my computer so start job hunting 5:30pm- Find no leads online for any work so give up 6pm- get food 7pm-12am- Play on computer 1am- Give up and sleep. It is the most unbelievably boring thing ever. Seriously imagine that for a few months. Before you go getting all "Apply for work" on me let me clear something up, there isn't anywhere hiring in town that doesn't yet have at least 2 resumes from me and the few that dont have resumes are the ones I can't work at due